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I believe in being different.
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I'm obsessed with A1 sauce and Reese's Cups.
I like tons of people, but only ever admire a few.
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Regret nothing in your life.
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13 April × 11:05pm × 112962 notes

sleep:

what a time to be alive

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13 April × 10:59pm × 748 notes

So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.

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And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.

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“Drink” it…

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And no more will come out.

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So here’s my proposition…

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YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN

YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY

13 April × 10:52pm × 299832 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

Goat GIFs [x]

Previously: Animals Stealing Food

13 April × 10:49pm × 34880 notes
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nowyoukno:

13 Hypnotizing “How It’s Made” GIFs That I Cannot. Stop. Watching.

13 April × 10:47pm × 110773 notes

bro-slimshady-strider:

faisdm:

scarecrowartist:

moonakatah:

guroboros:

moonakatah:

bro-slimshady-strider:

I demand they make an anime and base a character off of me right now

HOLD IT!

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WHATS THAT I HEAR? ANNOYING FEMALE SIDEKICK? REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR, AND READY TO DO…

…WHATEVER IT IS WE DO.

Did you really think you could make a series without including a villain? 

THINK AGAIN YOU PREPPY LOOKIN’ KIDS

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Time to go to work, beatrice! looks like troubles afoot!

YOU GUYS GOT ANY ROOM FOR A QUIRKY, HYPERACTIVE, COMIC RELIEF CYBORG ON YOUR LITTLE TEAM??

Couldn’t resist.

I actually really dig this cyborg character
And the villain is great too

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9 April × 12:51am × 401474 notes

pooka-saurus:

shining-vagina:

carlyjespen:

why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars

why can’t concert tickets be like 10 dollars

why can’t everything be like 10 dollars

I’m not paying 10 dollars for a candy bar fuck you

9 April × 12:49am × 852701 notes

zarax:

death-rebirth-senshi:

Why do people sexualize boobs when we could be doing this with them

i cant stop laughing

2 April × 09:46pm × 234139 notes

offdutybooty:

changing from jeans to pajama pants

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2 April × 09:43pm × 287385 notes

I can see what all the talk about facials is now.

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spiderwater:

Pizza Planet Truck

23 March × 09:29pm × 300415 notes